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[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-06 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Because it's funnier, she doesn't notice Yuel approaching until she hears that cry of triumph, and though she immediately shifts when she hears it, it's not enough to save her from this Cheez Biz fate.

She looks completely shocked for about five seconds once this brutal attack is over. Like she honestly cannot believe this has happened, or that someone would have the audacity to do this to her??]
fisherwoman: (the new penguin exhibit)

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[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-06 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[And then she stands up slowly from the chair she was sitting in, turning to face Yuel. It might be intimidating if she wasn't, well, covered in off brand whipped cheese topping. Her voice is low when she speaks.]

You. How are you going to repay me for ruining one of my favorite dresses?
fisherwoman: (if that shit had burst my abdominal)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-06 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[DIRECT HIT, based on the look on her face.

Which means that she's immediately trying to tackle her so she can get Cheez Biz on her clothes as well and share this horrible fate.]
fisherwoman: (in one trip! no exceptions!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-06 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You think someone like you could beat me? Ah, that's cute! It suits your short stature!

[She grabs the coffee table as it's tossed and just. Hurls it in Yuel's general direction as she continues to chase her. I can't believe I had to google how heavy coffee tables are. Awful.]
fisherwoman: (but i'm probably just going to)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-06 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[This one she sees coming, so she manages to dodge the arc of cheese topping soaring through the air. She's trying to use that moment of distraction to catch up with Yuel and once again, because she is a gremlin, tackle her.]
fisherwoman: (glenn close! jeff daniels!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-06 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[KICKING AND STRUGGLING to stop Yuel from getting the upper hand here, but she's also distracted by trying to grab the can before it rolls away too far...]

Don't pick a fight if you're not able to finish it, girl!
fisherwoman: (so i can watch the big chill!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-06 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Also according to the rule of funny, she manages to grab the canister right before she's flipped over and pinned down, and immediately sprays it at Yuel, directly towards her face. She also kicks at her stomach to try and shove her off. Horrible.]

You should have known after I threw you out of the elevator that I was stronger!
fisherwoman: (but i found something that i could)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-06 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
—My perfect face! Now you've done it!

[She's

going to try to punch her in the face, hard.]
fisherwoman: (the last thing i need is for bonnie)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-06 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[SHRIEKS IN RAGE

and then tries to bite her arm. Feral......]
fisherwoman: (comes out of nowhere)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-06 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's a fair and deserved slap, because she is a gremlin and nobody should behave like this? Anyways, she's about to retaliate again, but then she sees the way Yuel looks - she's not used to people looking guilty when they fight her, so it gives her pause.]

...What?
fisherwoman: (or fight me and die!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-07 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? How can you say that when you're the one who moved away?
fisherwoman: (dave and i joke that it's a full time jo)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-07 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... I don't cry, but to think you were so worried about me... How heartwarming!

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