[ Yuel 100% does not expect to have a coffee table hurled at her, and given that she's looking ahead it gets her square in the back, hard enough to send her tumbling to the ground. ]
Ow, that hurt! Why, you—
[ Scowling, she points the Cheez Biz at Endorsi again, unleashing another spray. ]
[This one she sees coming, so she manages to dodge the arc of cheese topping soaring through the air. She's trying to use that moment of distraction to catch up with Yuel and once again, because she is a gremlin, tackle her.]
[KICKING AND STRUGGLING to stop Yuel from getting the upper hand here, but she's also distracted by trying to grab the can before it rolls away too far...]
Don't pick a fight if you're not able to finish it, girl!
[Also according to the rule of funny, she manages to grab the canister right before she's flipped over and pinned down, and immediately sprays it at Yuel, directly towards her face. She also kicks at her stomach to try and shove her off. Horrible.]
You should have known after I threw you out of the elevator that I was stronger!
[That's a fair and deserved slap, because she is a gremlin and nobody should behave like this? Anyways, she's about to retaliate again, but then she sees the way Yuel looks - she's not used to people looking guilty when they fight her, so it gives her pause.]
You aren't? Then you won't mind giving me one of your dresses since you ruined mine, right? Ah, but come to think of it, you're so much shorter than me that it probably wouldn't fit...
This is designer! You think I could just put it in the washing machine?! It needs to be dry cleaned! Ah, I should have known you wouldn't know anything about fashion...
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Ow, that hurt! Why, you—
[ Scowling, she points the Cheez Biz at Endorsi again, unleashing another spray. ]
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Ugh, get off—!
[ The can goes flying from her hand at the impact, but she ignores it, trying to roll them over so she can pin Endorsi down. ]
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Don't pick a fight if you're not able to finish it, girl!
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Yer the one that picked a fight with me! You shoulda just apologized for steppin' on me yesterday!
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You should have known after I threw you out of the elevator that I was stronger!
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Yuel jerks at the assault, but it only makes her grip Endorsi harder. ]
You, stronger? Don't make me laugh!
[ And then she gives Endorsi a cheesy headbutt, before rubbing her cheesy cheeks all over her face, like an aggressive cat. ]
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[She's
going to try to punch her in the face, hard.]
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You—!
[ It's enough to knock Yuel off balance, but she flinches only for a moment before trying to wind an arm around her neck to give her a noogie. ]
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and then tries to bite her arm. Feral......]
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This time Yuel actually jerks back and just... slaps her out of shock.
And then IMMEDIATELY gets struck with guilt, trying to shuffle away. ]
Uh, look—
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...What?
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[ She's not going to admit she feels bad. It'll just make her look like a loser. ]
Ready ta give up?
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I thought you were gonna cry, so I had mercy!
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[ Like YOU. ]
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You're the weird one for havin' clothes that can't be washed with a little water and soap! What'll happen anyway? Will they melt away?
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Oh, she's simple...
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So what if I'm simple?! Yer a bad girl, and I'm glad yer dress was ruined!
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[at least she's self aware (?)]
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