fisherwoman: (i freak out whistle for ira to bring me)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-07 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
You aren't? Then you won't mind giving me one of your dresses since you ruined mine, right? Ah, but come to think of it, you're so much shorter than me that it probably wouldn't fit...
fisherwoman: (so i can watch the big chill!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-07 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
This is designer! You think I could just put it in the washing machine?! It needs to be dry cleaned! Ah, I should have known you wouldn't know anything about fashion...
fisherwoman: (or fight me and die!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-07 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[After a moment of surprise, low and surprised:]

Oh, she's simple...
fisherwoman: (so i can watch the big chill!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-07 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
I am, but you don't have to take it out on my beautiful clothes!

[at least she's self aware (?)]
fisherwoman: (and the only thing that could calm me)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-07 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
So it's alright if I cut your hair off the next time, right?

[why does she just assume there's a next time]
fisherwoman: (i take the minutes every week has)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-07 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Then don't test me!

[(meme voice) i won't hesitate bitch]