![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
[ There's been a lot that's happened in just the one day since they've arrived here, but Yuel hasn't forgotten the defeat that she suffered at Endorsi's hands. It's been a day of plotting and stewing in her anger, and carefully laying out a plan for revenge.
—Except not really. She'd huffed and puffed about it for a while before being distracted about something else. But when she sees Endorsi again the next day, her irritation comes flooding back and she really does spend ten minutes plotting revenge.
It goes like this: 4 minutes running into the kitchen to find a weapon (a can of Cheez Biz), and then another 2 minutes deciphering how it works before creeping back.
(So it's only 6 minutes, Yuel isn't great at math.)
She does her best to be stealthy as she sneaks up behind her, before finally pouncing ] Aha! [ and unleashing an unholy spray of Cheez Biz. ]
—Except not really. She'd huffed and puffed about it for a while before being distracted about something else. But when she sees Endorsi again the next day, her irritation comes flooding back and she really does spend ten minutes plotting revenge.
It goes like this: 4 minutes running into the kitchen to find a weapon (a can of Cheez Biz), and then another 2 minutes deciphering how it works before creeping back.
(So it's only 6 minutes, Yuel isn't great at math.)
She does her best to be stealthy as she sneaks up behind her, before finally pouncing ] Aha! [ and unleashing an unholy spray of Cheez Biz. ]
[Because it's funnier, she doesn't notice Yuel approaching until she hears that cry of triumph, and though she immediately shifts when she hears it, it's not enough to save her from this Cheez Biz fate.
She looks completely shocked for about five seconds once this brutal attack is over. Like she honestly cannot believe this has happened, or that someone would have the audacity to do this to her??]
She looks completely shocked for about five seconds once this brutal attack is over. Like she honestly cannot believe this has happened, or that someone would have the audacity to do this to her??]
[And then she stands up slowly from the chair she was sitting in, turning to face Yuel. It might be intimidating if she wasn't, well, covered in off brand whipped cheese topping. Her voice is low when she speaks.]
You. How are you going to repay me for ruining one of my favorite dresses?
You. How are you going to repay me for ruining one of my favorite dresses?
[DIRECT HIT, based on the look on her face.
Which means that she's immediately trying to tackle her so she can get Cheez Biz on her clothes as well and share this horrible fate.]
Which means that she's immediately trying to tackle her so she can get Cheez Biz on her clothes as well and share this horrible fate.]
[ Thankfully Yuel manages to escape just in the nick of time, though Endorsi might be able to grab a few hairs from her tail. ]
Hey, don'cha know when yer beat?!
[ Says the girl desperately running away, and tossing over a coffee table in an attempt to escape Endori's wrath. ]
Hey, don'cha know when yer beat?!
[ Says the girl desperately running away, and tossing over a coffee table in an attempt to escape Endori's wrath. ]
You think someone like you could beat me? Ah, that's cute! It suits your short stature!
[She grabs the coffee table as it's tossed and just. Hurls it in Yuel's general direction as she continues to chase her. I can't believe I had to google how heavy coffee tables are. Awful.]
[She grabs the coffee table as it's tossed and just. Hurls it in Yuel's general direction as she continues to chase her. I can't believe I had to google how heavy coffee tables are. Awful.]
[ Yuel 100% does not expect to have a coffee table hurled at her, and given that she's looking ahead it gets her square in the back, hard enough to send her tumbling to the ground. ]
Ow, that hurt! Why, you—
[ Scowling, she points the Cheez Biz at Endorsi again, unleashing another spray. ]
Ow, that hurt! Why, you—
[ Scowling, she points the Cheez Biz at Endorsi again, unleashing another spray. ]
[This one she sees coming, so she manages to dodge the arc of cheese topping soaring through the air. She's trying to use that moment of distraction to catch up with Yuel and once again, because she is a gremlin, tackle her.]
[ Yuel can't get up off the floor quick enough this time, hitting the tile with a loud yell when Endorsi fuckin' tackles her. ]
Ugh, get off—!
[ The can goes flying from her hand at the impact, but she ignores it, trying to roll them over so she can pin Endorsi down. ]
Ugh, get off—!
[ The can goes flying from her hand at the impact, but she ignores it, trying to roll them over so she can pin Endorsi down. ]
[KICKING AND STRUGGLING to stop Yuel from getting the upper hand here, but she's also distracted by trying to grab the can before it rolls away too far...]
Don't pick a fight if you're not able to finish it, girl!
Don't pick a fight if you're not able to finish it, girl!
[Also according to the rule of funny, she manages to grab the canister right before she's flipped over and pinned down, and immediately sprays it at Yuel, directly towards her face. She also kicks at her stomach to try and shove her off. Horrible.]
You should have known after I threw you out of the elevator that I was stronger!
You should have known after I threw you out of the elevator that I was stronger!
[ oh god cheez right in the eyes!!
Yuel jerks at the assault, but it only makes her grip Endorsi harder. ]
You, stronger? Don't make me laugh!
[ And then she gives Endorsi a cheesy headbutt, before rubbing her cheesy cheeks all over her face, like an aggressive cat. ]
Yuel jerks at the assault, but it only makes her grip Endorsi harder. ]
You, stronger? Don't make me laugh!
[ And then she gives Endorsi a cheesy headbutt, before rubbing her cheesy cheeks all over her face, like an aggressive cat. ]
—My perfect face! Now you've done it!
[She's
going to try to punch her in the face, hard.]
[She's
going to try to punch her in the face, hard.]
[SHRIEKS IN RAGE
and then tries to bite her arm. Feral......]
and then tries to bite her arm. Feral......]
[That's a fair and deserved slap, because she is a gremlin and nobody should behave like this? Anyways, she's about to retaliate again, but then she sees the way Yuel looks - she's not used to people looking guilty when they fight her, so it gives her pause.]
...What?
...What?
Huh? How can you say that when you're the one who moved away?
Ah... I don't cry, but to think you were so worried about me... How heartwarming!
Page 1 of 12