fisherwoman: (my husband DAVE)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-28 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
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What boyfriend?
fisherwoman: (phone them in from the aquarium)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-28 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Who said that was a boy?

[She takes a bite of the sandwich she's eating.]
fisherwoman: (you know the rule about wearing)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-28 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
I told you that a lady doesn't tell.

[...She winks, though.]

We aren't dating or anything, anyways.
fisherwoman: (that's going to take a real hero to cut)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-28 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
—What's that supposed to mean?! I'm totally cute and desirable!
fisherwoman: (i am not afraid to die!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-28 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[shrieks]

It's not my fault if you have bad taste!
fisherwoman: (the last thing i need is for bonnie)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-28 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't have to if you weren't annoying!
fisherwoman: (so i put the panini in a balloon)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-28 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You're annoying because you won't accept how cute and perfect I am!
fisherwoman: (who are you - orphan annie?)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-28 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
How can you say that when you've seen my face all the time?!
fisherwoman: (i take the minutes every week has)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-28 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Earn one of my smiles someday, and then you'll see!
fisherwoman: (look at 'em! those are the abs)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-03-01 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
You're not worth impressing! You wouldn't even properly appreciate my grace and beauty!
fisherwoman: (with your milky whites on parade!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-03-01 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[gestures at all of herself]

Have you seen me lately?
fisherwoman: (you look like a cabbage patch kid)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-03-01 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you're looking at my amazing body! Hey, are you blind?!

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