7rings: endorsi

[fluffier]

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[fluffier]

[ Endorsi is so spicy... ]

I can't believe ya have a lover. [ looks at her with wonder ] I figured ya just tried to punch everyone that got close to ya.

[fisherwoman]

—What's that supposed to mean?! I'm totally cute and desirable!

[fluffier]

. . .

When?

[fisherwoman]

[shrieks]

It's not my fault if you have bad taste!

[fluffier]

I don't have bad taste?! Yer the one that's always yellin' and hittin' me!

[fisherwoman]

I wouldn't have to if you weren't annoying!

[fluffier]

Why'm I the annoying one? Maybe it's because you're annoying!

[fisherwoman]

You're annoying because you won't accept how cute and perfect I am!

[fluffier]

I'd accept it if it were true! I ain't ever seen ya be cute once!

[fisherwoman]

How can you say that when you've seen my face all the time?!

[fluffier]

You mean that thing that's always scowlin'?

[fisherwoman]

Earn one of my smiles someday, and then you'll see!

[fluffier]

Earn one of yer—

[ the nerve? ]

Yer the one that should be tryin' to impress me. Why don'cha do something cute?

[fisherwoman]

You're not worth impressing! You wouldn't even properly appreciate my grace and beauty!

[fluffier]

Maybe if ya showed me something worth appreciatin', I would!

[fisherwoman]

[gestures at all of herself]

Have you seen me lately?

[fluffier]

I'm lookin' at'cha, aren't I?

[ i hate this endorsi is so cute ]

[fisherwoman]

Yeah, you're looking at my amazing body! Hey, are you blind?!

[fluffier]

It doesn't matter if yer body is cute when yer personality is...

[ gestures at her ]

Is like that!

[fisherwoman]

You mean wonderful and charming, right?!

[no.]

[fluffier]

[ she just stays silent

and looks away ]

[fisherwoman]

What!!

[fluffier]

Gimme a sec. [ she closes her eyes ] I'm gonna try picture ya doin' something cute.

[fisherwoman]

It shouldn't be that hard to imagine!

[fluffier]

Hmm... do this.

[ she makes a kissy face ]