7rings: endorsi

[fluffier]

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[fisherwoman]

How can you say that when you've seen my face all the time?!

[fluffier]

You mean that thing that's always scowlin'?

[fisherwoman]

Earn one of my smiles someday, and then you'll see!

[fluffier]

Earn one of yer—

[ the nerve? ]

Yer the one that should be tryin' to impress me. Why don'cha do something cute?

[fisherwoman]

You're not worth impressing! You wouldn't even properly appreciate my grace and beauty!

[fluffier]

Maybe if ya showed me something worth appreciatin', I would!

[fisherwoman]

[gestures at all of herself]

Have you seen me lately?

[fluffier]

I'm lookin' at'cha, aren't I?

[ i hate this endorsi is so cute ]

[fisherwoman]

Yeah, you're looking at my amazing body! Hey, are you blind?!

[fluffier]

It doesn't matter if yer body is cute when yer personality is...

[ gestures at her ]

Is like that!

[fisherwoman]

You mean wonderful and charming, right?!

[no.]

[fluffier]

[ she just stays silent

and looks away ]

[fisherwoman]

What!!

[fluffier]

Gimme a sec. [ she closes her eyes ] I'm gonna try picture ya doin' something cute.

[fisherwoman]

It shouldn't be that hard to imagine!

[fluffier]

Hmm... do this.

[ she makes a kissy face ]

[fisherwoman]

[immediately:]

No.

[fluffier]

Hm, well I can't picture it so my research is showin' that yer not cute after all.

[fisherwoman]

I think that's a failure of your own mind!

[fluffier]

Ya know what! It doesn't matter to me. You can keep bein' uncute forever.

[fisherwoman]

Have fun with your delusions, then!