7rings: sasazuka

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[ ??? smacks him again?? ]

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[ they're just smacking each other now ]

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[ they are not, because she's going to grab his wrists and guide him away ]

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Let go.

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Only if ya promise not to take any more of my cookies.

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Let go.

[ he just repeats himself. ]

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[ She'll just stare at him. ]

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I want to leave.

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[ squints suspiciously at him before letting go ]

... Bye.

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[ he stands up, stepping away from the table



and grabbing a cookie. ]

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[ It is unreasonable to get worked up over a cookie, and she is aware of that. In fact, she should be amused that Takeru can be so mischievous.

But also, these are her cookies and that twink needs to go down...

... So she just full body tackles him to the ground. ]

Takeru, ya little punk!

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[ oh

he is but a twink, so he goes down super easily ]

What the fuck--

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[ he can get comfy on the floor, because she's going to sit on him and her tail is heavy ]

I trusted ya.

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Get the hell off of me. You weigh a ton.

[ please be nice ]

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[ sits more firmly ]

Bet ya regret bein' naughty now, don'cha?

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[ he's going to try to push her off of him?? ]

Off.

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[ grabs his hands so he can't scratch her eyes out like a gremlin ]

Mm, not until ya tell me ya regret it.

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I don't. You're crushing me.

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Takeru.

[ they're going to die in this stalemate ]

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Furry.

[ they are. ]

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[ narrows her eyes at him ]

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If I get attacked and killed I'm leaving a note that says you crushed me to death.

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[ ... Ugh

She rolls off him and melts into the ground. ]

Don't joke about stuff like that. Just go.

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[ he immediately gets up so that she doesn't sit on him again. ]

Well, it's not really a joke that I could die here. But I'd rather them catch whoever killed me, so you luck you.

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[ looks over at him, unimpressed

maybe she will be the one who killed him ]

Yer a tough guy. Not worried about bein' killed at all.