7rings: sheila

[fluffier]

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[toesies]

No, because I don't want to get possessed by whatever demon is haunting this place.

[And yet, here she is, looking around but not approaching or making eye-contact. It's fine. Give her a minute to mess up.]

[fluffier]

Oh, Pride? They ain't here right now.

[ Yuel, meanwhile, is staring right at her. ]

[toesies]

Well, no, actually I—

[She begins to say, right as she makes the mistake of glancing her way.

And, well, memshare ensues.]

[fluffier]

[ oh wow, that sure is world in 3d.

But there's no chaos and death, and when Yuel is looking at Sheila again, she... ]

Are ya actually some kinda saviour?

[toesies]

No!

[Immediately, gasping.]

I'm just a realator!

[That is not a typo, she pronounces it exactly like that.]

[fluffier]

Whassat? [ ??? ] Is that like... people come to ya with wishes an' ya make 'em real?

[toesies]

Absolutely not! I sell houses.

[fluffier]

That lady wasn't askin' fer yer help with sellin' houses though.

[toesies]

You asked what a realator is.

[fluffier]

Because I didn't know what it was! She was askin' ya to save her from her crappy husband, what does that have to do with sellin' houses?

[toesies]

Nothing! It has nothing to do with selling houses. She just heard a rumor about me, and thought I could help. Which I did, but not because I have holy powers or anything.