[Here's the thing about jam. It's sticky, and streaky, and sometimes you are 90% leg and don't realize the floor is absolutely disgusting. That is to say he's immediately sliding across the floor, doing a pirouette and trying not to crash into her.]
Hey! [WHY THIS. But he stays upright somehow (barely), pausing as he very carefully turns to face her.] Are you alright?
[And even with the floor being the way it is, he offers her a hand up.]
[ Even from where she's collapsed on the floor, she can appreciate the absolute grace with which he takes the jam. ]
Uh yeah, I'm okay.
[ She takes his hand, but when she gets up on one knee, it hits another patch of jam that sends her careening forward, this time taking him with her. ]
[DOWN THEY GO!! This time he can't exactly rely on poise and grace to save him, especially since she has his hand, and so he pitches forward and lands on the ground next to her in another patch of jam.]
Who keeps doing these things?! [THE! MESSES!!] Please tell me you saw the person responsible.
An excellent idea. [Because people are weird, and he's sidestepping that to take one half.] Water on one half and keep the other half dry? Jam's particularly sticky so we should do our best.
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What she doesn't expect, despite all the depravity here, is for the floor to be streaked with strawberry jam.
At least, not until she's going skidding into the air before falling flat on her butt. ]
Ow!!
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Hey! [WHY THIS. But he stays upright somehow (barely), pausing as he very carefully turns to face her.] Are you alright?
[And even with the floor being the way it is, he offers her a hand up.]
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Uh yeah, I'm okay.
[ She takes his hand, but when she gets up on one knee, it hits another patch of jam that sends her careening forward, this time taking him with her. ]
Eeee—!
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Who keeps doing these things?! [THE! MESSES!!] Please tell me you saw the person responsible.
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No, I didn't even notice it was like this until I came in. I guess this is what happens when people get bored?
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So it seems. I'm a bit amazed that something new happens every time I turn around. Very creative of them, wouldn't you say?
[...it's bad, but it's also sort of funny to him. People are clearly having a good time so it's maybe fine?]
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[ Hauling herself (carefully) upright, she stares at the bunny outfit in the sink before pulling it out. ]
Why d'you think this is here?
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I've heard the laundry machines have been malfunctioning. Perhaps they were washing in the sink and forgot?
[...hm.] I hope they aren't in need of it.
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In any case, she tears it in half before offering Tamaki one half. ]
But we can use it as a rag to clean up at least.
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