[ this is so pure wtf. he'd make a comment on young love but he doesn't want to be called forty again. :| ]
It's cute. [ sure, sure! omi seems like a nice guy, and gu yun really likes gojou. so good for them! ] I can't believe you've used me as a source, and I haven't gotten a single piece of information back! What have you been observing, Yuel? Anything exciting?
Oh, yer feet probably are a little bigger than mine. [ cue spoon consistently forgetting that yuel is little ] I guess if ya don't buckle 'em up, they might fit?
[ but like, honestly, that's fine... after waking up in weird bunny suit outfits a few weeks ago it's whatever. he's gotta take his boots off tho so give him a second. ]
Well, I can't say it's something I'm particularly experienced with, but I'll do the best I can.
[ but he also hates being bad at anything
therefore he will do it! toeing out of his boots, he'll take the shoes and examine them for a second. the buckles absolutely do not fit and they are too tight, but, he's not the tallest guy in the world, so. ] Any reason why you want to learn?
[ alright, welp. he gets them on relatively successfully, and rights himself properly, standing up straight. it's really just years of walking in the boots of a light armor that make this possible - balancing on a heel is a lot easier than balancing with steam propulsion moving you around all over the place.
so! he takes a couple steps, pulling a face at the pinch. you can actually see them, since he's wearing his silks, which are now higher off the ground! ] I hope you're not asking me to do this because you're going to frame me for murder. [ this is very deadpan. ]
With this? No. Though, I think I pulled them off. [ that's laughing and teasing, with a waggle of his brows. ] Rather, my armor at home is steam powered by the heels, so, I'm used to keeping my balance.
[ nothing like being force ejected out of your boots if you fuck up to really teach you how to operate things! he will offer his shoulder to yuel while she's coming to put the shoes on in case she needs something to balance on. ]
Something like that. I am in service to His Majesty the Emperor as the Marquis of Order, head of the Black Iron Camp.
[ he makes sure she can stay steady, though! yuel you're so tall now. after, he'll come around and stand in front of her once she's in them. ] There. Try to think of stepping with your heel first, instead of putting down your whole foot to step as you would normally.
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Ain't they cute? I haven't seen 'em together, but Omi is super cute when he talks about Gojou... Young love really is somethin'.
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It's cute. [ sure, sure! omi seems like a nice guy, and gu yun really likes gojou. so good for them! ] I can't believe you've used me as a source, and I haven't gotten a single piece of information back! What have you been observing, Yuel? Anything exciting?
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[ Sorry Gu Yun. ]
But I think something might be goin' on between Mahito and Endorsi.
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anyway he. thinks about it for a minute. ]
...Didn't she put him on a leash?
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[ let's not forget ]
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It's that type of relationship, huh... [ I See. ] --Well. To each their own, right? Good for them.
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Oh? Did you learn that from experience? [ teasing!! ]
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[ anyway, they're probably back to her room by now, and she quickly wanders in to grab a pair of black heels ]
Can ya put these on?
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he. laughs. ]
That makes two of us. [ well! it's true!! yuel is so unexpected sometimes. case in point: this!
he is absolutely not expecting a pair of high heels to be the end result of "you're a classy guy" ]
Can I ask why? Are they even going to fit? [ he will take them, though, examining them. hello. how high are we talking here. ]
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Oh, yer feet probably are a little bigger than mine. [ cue spoon consistently forgetting that yuel is little ] I guess if ya don't buckle 'em up, they might fit?
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[ but like, honestly, that's fine... after waking up in weird bunny suit outfits a few weeks ago it's whatever. he's gotta take his boots off tho so give him a second. ]
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[ but he also hates being bad at anything
therefore he will do it! toeing out of his boots, he'll take the shoes and examine them for a second. the buckles absolutely do not fit and they are too tight, but, he's not the tallest guy in the world, so. ] Any reason why you want to learn?
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No reason. I just think they're beautiful.
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so! he takes a couple steps, pulling a face at the pinch. you can actually see them, since he's wearing his silks, which are now higher off the ground! ] I hope you're not asking me to do this because you're going to frame me for murder. [ this is very deadpan. ]
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Do ya think everyone would fall for it twice?
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Well. It's not like our track record with solving is very good with anything at all, so...
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Takeru came up with a plan this week though, we might be able to figure it out this week!
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[ jinxes it days in advance
anyway! he finishes his lap around the room and then does a little jazz hand. ta da. ] What do you think, ready to try?
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Ya got yer balance pretty quick! Have a lot of practice?
[ but she is getting up to give it a go ]
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[ nothing like being force ejected out of your boots if you fuck up to really teach you how to operate things! he will offer his shoulder to yuel while she's coming to put the shoes on in case she needs something to balance on. ]
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She'll gladly accept his help though, easing into the heels with a face. ]
Armour... Were ya some kinda knight?
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Something like that. I am in service to His Majesty the Emperor as the Marquis of Order, head of the Black Iron Camp.
[ he makes sure she can stay steady, though! yuel you're so tall now. after, he'll come around and stand in front of her once she's in them. ] There. Try to think of stepping with your heel first, instead of putting down your whole foot to step as you would normally.
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[ she wobbles a little ]
These kinda hurt my feet.
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